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Disappointed in the lack of Rapturing? Well, be sad no more for I bring fantastic news. The Rapture is on after all. According to that brilliant mind, Harold Camping, Saturday was an invisible Rapture, where God judged us silently. The true Rapture, where those found worthy on Saturday will ascend to Heaven, will occur on October 21st. I don't know why it will take God 5 months to figure out who made the cut, but I guess that's a lot of data to go through. I mean, even looking at my actions alone would probably take him a full day.

Also, no boring earthquakes this time around. God is stepping up the action. The mode of death: FIREBALLS!!!1!!1

So I hope you all didn't burn your looting bridges on Saturday because we're getting another chance. Right in time for Halloween which should make the looting costumes epic.


Read from the man himself (Harold Camping, not God sadly) at the source

Can I get a hell yeah in here?
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